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Neve Campbell:
Neve Campbell
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Information:
Name: Neve Campbell
Born: 1973-10-03
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
The Witching Hour (1996), Open Access (2004), The Early Show (2004), Party of Five (2000), Access Hollywood (1999)
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Alona Tal:
Alona Tal Naked
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Information:
Name: Alona Tal
Born: 1983-10-20
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Frangela (2007), 7th Heaven (2006), Cane (2007), Cold Case (2006), Pijamot, Ha- (2006)
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Josh Duhamel:
Josh Duhamel
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Information:
Name: Josh Duhamel
Born: 1972-11-14
Height: 1.92
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Filmography:
The Megan Mullally Show (2006), The Replacements (2008), When in Rome (2009), Transformers (2007), Las Vegas (2004)
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Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They
put tacks in their shoulder pads.
OvidBalgairGv
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
To
see if blondes have more fun.
ShingCaulanqs
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!
ColverRodmanDh
When the waitress in a
New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman
was a bit dismayed. "Good
heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she
replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it
now?"
BurghBemotOj
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biafra
!
Biafra who ?
Biafra'id, be very afraid !
UilleamBenjimenKe
Dawn was
breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.
'That was a terrible thunder
and lightening storm last night,' Tony
announced.
Steve turned
to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I
can't
sleep during a storm!'
DannoMoranrI
Husband: What do you love most, my
natural beauty or my body?
Wife: Your sense of humor.
KotyCinwelltF
Why did the elephant paint
himself with
different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box
!
LiosliathGeraghtypx
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?
GwynBeagincF
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of
Cornflakes in the
supermarket?
Because the label said General
Foods.
DovDaireSP